"You're late AGAIN," Alijda pointed out. "I've already had dinner."
"It's still the 16th," her roommate Alice insisted, collapsing onto the floor by the door. "Besides, you won't believe what I saw on my way home. Are you ready for this?"
"No, I'm sure I'm not, but go on..."
I hope it wasn't my boyfriend running buck naked down Main Street again.
Or the school dean in a swastica car.
Or the first signs of the rapture.
"Enough, enough, Gross, all of them." Alice waved her feet in the air in protest.
"I don't know what you saw, but I saw undies," Aijda snickered.